NHL Player turned Automobile Racer Patrice Brisebois may comprehend that the automotive world as a whole is more important than the world of sports and fitness, but Patrice Brisebois still needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Patrice Brisebois still needs to comprehend that the world of Amateur/Ham Radio and the engineering side of commercial Radio and Television are more important than the world of sports and fitness-including the icky, yucky sport of Ice Hockey, Basketball; and Baseball.

Furthermore, Patrice Brisebois should be barred from having long hair; as well as any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair.