Former NBA player and current Player Development Coach for the California-based NBA team by the name of Luke Loucks should not only be barred from having long hair, a Buzzcut haircut, an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Luke Loucks also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Luke Loucks also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness, including the icky, yucky sports of Basketball and American Football.

Furthermore, Luke Loucks should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Luke Loucks should also be barred from dressing to the nines.