NHL player Mitch Marner should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Mitch Marner also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Mitch Marner also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Mitch Marner should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Mitch Marner should also be barred from dressing to the nines.