NHL player Connor McDavid should not only be barred from having long hair, an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Connor McDavid also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Connor McDavid also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness; and these other disciples are also more important than video games.

Furthermore, Connor McDavid should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Connor McDavid should also be barred from dressing to the nines.