NFL player Jason Witten not only needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness; but Jason Witten also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and Jason Witten should also be barred from having an Undercut haircut; or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair.

Furthermore, Jason Witten should also be barred from dressing to the nines; and Jason Witten forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.