American Football player Joe Burrow needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Joe Burrow should also be barred from dyeing his hair blonde, having a Buzzcut haircut, an Undercut haircut; or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair.

Last, Joe Burrow needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.