NHL Player and Coach Ryane Clowe needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness. This means that automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the icky, yucky sport of Ice Hockey; and fitness in general.

Also, Ryane Clowe should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Furthermore, Ryane Clowe should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, I am not happy about Ryane Clowe having been plagued by the senseless trend of sporting a ridiculous Undercut haircut, or; as another way to say it-ridiculously joining the bandwagon of millions of witless males around the world of getting an absurd Undercut haircut. And though I have never been fond of the Crew Cut or Buzzcut haircuts with a “bumper”, I am also not fond of Ryane Clowe having gone with the flow of current men’s hairstyle trends and abandoning the Crew Cut or Buzzcut haircut with a “bumper” in favor of the ridiculous Undercut haircut.

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