NHL player Mike Modano should not only be barred from having long hair, or any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Mike Modano also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Mike Modano should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Mike Modano also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

NBA Referee Aaron Smith should not only be barred from shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream; but Aaron Smith also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Aaron Smith also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.