Actor Matt Cohen should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Matt Cohen also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Matt Cohen should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Matt Cohen also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.