NFL player Matt Ryan should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut, and any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Matt Ryan also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Matt Ryan should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Mark Madsen also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.