Automobile Customizer And Television Personality Dave Kindig should not only be barred from fabricating these strange and outrageous custom automobiles, but Dave Kindig also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and Dave Kindig needs to comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio, the engineering side of commercial radio and television; and the automotive world as a whole are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Dave Kindig should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; needs to have his tattoos removed, should be barred from dressing to the nines, and should also be barred from having any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair.

How dare Dave Kindig drastically alter an Oldsmobile-branded GM B-platform Station Wagon.