PGA Tour Tommy Gainey needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Tommy Gainey also needs to comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio, the engineering side of commercial radio and television; and the automotive world as a whole are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Tommy Gainey should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; should be barred from dressing to the nines; and should also be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, and shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream.

Last, Tommy Gainey should be receiving a hair transplant to alleviate his natural androgenetic alopecia-more commonly known as Male Pattern Baldness.