PGA Tour Josh Teater needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Josh Teater also needs to comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio, the engineering side of commercial radio and television; and the automotive world as a whole are all more important than the world of sports and fitness (including the icky, yucky sports of Basketball, American Football; and Baseball).

Furthermore, Josh Teater should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; should be barred from dressing to the nines; and should also be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut.

Josh Teater should also not be involved with guns, or any other form of weaponry: