PGA Tour James Driscoll needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but James Driscoll also needs to comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio, the engineering side of commercial radio and television; and the automotive world as a whole are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, James Driscoll should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; should be barred from dressing to the nines; and should also be barred from having a Mohawk haircut, a Buzzcut haircut; and any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair.