NFL player Derek Anderson should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, and any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Derek Anderson also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Derek Anderson should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Derek Anderson also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.