NFL player Brian Hoyer should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, and shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream; but Brian Hoyer also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Brian Hoyer should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Brian Hoyer also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.