Basketball player Federico Kammerichs should not only be barred from having long hair, but Federico Kammerichs also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Federico Kammerichs should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Federico Kammerichs also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.