The Real Estate Agent and Broker serving the Expatriate Community in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico by the name of Leeroy Jarvis, who has been featured on the International version of the television program House Hunters on the cable channel HGTV; should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair, but Leeroy Jarvis also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Leeroy Jarvis needs to have his tattoos removed; and Leeroy Jarvis also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.