Hockey Player Justin Murphy should not only be barred from having any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Justin Murphy also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Justin Murphy should be barred from dressing to the nines; and Justin Murphy also needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.