Not only should MLB player Travis Shaw be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut or shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, but Travis Shaw needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness (including the icky, yucky sports of Baseball, Basketball; and American Football).

Furthermore, Travis Shaw should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and Travis Shaw should also be barred from dressing to the nines.