MLB Player Bryce Harper

Not only should MLB player Bryce Harper be barred from having an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Bryce Harper needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Bryce Harper should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and Bryce Harper should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

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