Not only should PGA Tour Golfer Webb Simpson be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but PGA Tour Golfer Webb Simpson needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, PGA Tour Golfer Webb Simpson should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.