Not only should Basketball player Josh Asselin be barred from shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Josh Asselin needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Josh Asselin should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and Josh Asselin also needs to have his tattoos removed.