Actor Andrew Burlinson should not only be barred from having long hair, or any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Andrew Burlinson also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Andrew Burlinson needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and Andrew Burlinson should also be barred from dressing to the nines.