Actor Ivan Sergei should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, bleaching out the natural color in his hair to the point where it is blonde, and having any hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Ivan Sergei also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ivan Sergei should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; have his tattoos removed, and Ivan Sergei should also be barred from dressing to the nines.