Personal trainer Bryan Parady-who had “liked” one of the posts on this very blog, not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; but Bryan Parady should also be barred from shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, and Bryan Parady also needs to have his tattoos removed.

Bryan Parady also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Bryan Parady should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.