HGTV Television personality David Bromstad should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but David Bromstead also needs to have his tattoos removed, be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

David Bromstad also needs to get a life with all of these expensive, hoity toity homes with the home movie theaters and the like; and should instead focus on mundane homes that happen to be as large as these hoity toity homes that are on at least 3 acres of property, with outbuildings that have also been erected on the property.

Furthermore, David Bromstad should cease to exceedingly exhibit his gay pride. In other words, David Bromstad should really tone down his gay pride.

A time before David Bromstad had any tattoos, but still needed to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight: