Professional Chef Michael Chernow should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, and Undercut haircut, and shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream; but Michael Chernow also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Michael Chernow also needs to comprehend how morbid food is, in general; and how ghoulish cooking is, in general.

Also, Michael Chernow needs to have his tattoos removed.

Furthermore, Michael Chernow should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and Michael Chernow should also be barred from dressing to the nines.