NHL player Derek Stepan should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream; but Derek Stepan also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Derek Stepan also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Furthermore, Derek Stepan should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Derek Stepan should also be barred from dressing to the nines.