Country Music Artist Easton Corbin should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut; but Easton Corbin also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Easton Corbin also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Easton Corbin should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Easton Corbin should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Easton Corbin will only be let off the hook with regards to his dogs, of which I would personally love to snuggle up to: