Going on any one of Disney’s horrible cruises is like going on vacation to a school.

Retired Warren Consolidated Schools administrators Frank Antonucci and Joe Sayers wouldn’t have any problems going through the mustard drills on any one of Disney’s cruises; as they are like a school’s Fire or Tornado drills, but 10 times worse; as they expect cruise passengers to pack any one of the stage theaters within Disney’s ships like sardines and with military-like dictation and precision en route to the stage theater and while all of the cruise passengers are packed in there like sardines, in addition to the drill sirens being loud enough to nearly cause deafness to a person. And the only leniency and special treatment Disney gives to passengers when it comes to these so-called “mustard drills” are to disabled persons such as myself-the owner of this very blog.

Frank Antonucci and Joe Sayers would also be indifferent towards the security checkpoint and protocols that are taken prior to boarding the ship at the Cruise Port-whether it be in Cape Canaveral, Florida; Miami, Florida; or on Galveston Island in Texas; being even tougher and harsher than the security protocols taken prior to one boarding a commercial airliner in this post-9/11 world.

Teachers Carolyn Armbruster, Carolyn Ann Tuzzo, Julie Stanaway, Carolyn Armbruster, Terri Dworkin, Amy Bunch, Mary Ellen Green, Carol Woodyard, Darlene Zimmerman, Celia Socha, Julie Dean, Steve Gerling; and Gilka Calazans-Paxton would be indifferent towards Disney’s ships being packed to the brim during most of their cruises; and as they are hardhearted people, they would feel that it would be their place to discipline the out of control children and adolescents, would also feel that it would be their place to teach these youngsters manners; and would also be critical of these parents who don’t seem to be able to control their offspring. Furthermore, Carolyn Armbruster would compare the food prepared by the chefs working at the restaurants aboard the ship to her home cooking; would also be indifferent towards the dining assignments in the restaurant often consisting of one party being seated with stranger (another party) at the same table, and Carolyn Armbruster would also be on cloud nine over if her grown-adult son’s school band had performed in front of an audience on any one of Disney’s cruises.

School Bus Drivers Kim “Froggie” Proch, Pam Mott, Anita Jacob, Josie Sabelsky, Penny Orban, Sherry Misiak, Mary Behr; and Anne Waldowski would also be indifferent towards Disney’s ships being packed to the brim during most of their cruises; and as they, too are also hardhearted people, they would feel that it would be their place to discipline the out of control children and adolescents, would also feel that it would be their place to teach these youngsters manners; and would also be critical of these parents who don’t seem to be able to control their offspring. Furthermore, Kim “Froggie” Proch, Pam Mott, Anita Jacob, Josie Sabelsky, Mary Behr; and Anne Waldowski would each compare the food prepared by the chefs working at the restaurants aboard the ship to each of their own home cooking.

Once again, Kim “Froggie” Proch, Pam Mott, Anita Jacob, Josie Sabelsky, Penny Orban, Sherry Misiak, Mary Behr; and Anne Waldowski never took care of their assigned buses, drove them like morons, trashed out their assigned buses; also played loud music inside of their assigned buses; and School Buses certainly aren’t emotionally important to them.

In essence, these employees of the Warren Consolidated Schools school district would follow the rules aboard Disney’s Crusie Ships, would be indifferent towards being treated uniformly without any deviation just like any other passenger aboard Disney’s Cruise Ships.

Josie Sabelsky, Steve Gerling, and Terri Dworkin are each in denial over how minivans in general (save for the T3 and T4 Volkswagen Vanagon/EuroVan, the R30 Toyota VanWagon, the TCR20 Toyota Previa; and the truck-based minivans from General Motors and Ford being the Astro/Safari and the Aerostar); and the entire K-Car platform are all mirthless appliances.

Warren Consolidated Schools Counselor Julie Stegman would also be indifferent towards indifferent towards Disney’s ships being packed to the brim during most of their cruises; and as she, too is also hardhearted people, she would feel that it would be their place to discipline the out of control children and adolescents, would also feel that it would be her place to teach these youngsters manners, would also be critical of these parents who don’t seem to be able to control their offspring; and would also be indifferent towards the security checkpoint and protocols that are taken prior to boarding the ship at the Cruise Port being even tougher and harsher than the security protocols taken prior to one boarding a commercial airliner in this post-9/11 world. Additionally, Julie Stegman is denial over how vehicles produced on General Motors’ N, front-wheel-drive A, front-wheel-drive H, and U platforms are all mirthless appliances.

Julie Stanaway and her late husband were never the right type of people to own a Chevrolet Tahoe or a Passenger Car on the GM B-platform; and the right to own a Full-Size Pickup Truck, SUV, or Van; or a Passenger Car on the GM B-platform or the Ford Panther platform should be taken away from Julie Stanaway.

Furthermore, Anita Jacob has never been the right type of person to own a Suburban or a Passenger Car on the GM B-platform; and the right to own a Full-Size Pickup Truck, SUV, or Van; or a Passenger Car on the GM B-platform or the Ford Panther platform should be taken away from Anita Jacob. Just like how the P-chassis is a Chevrolet Truck that neither Anita Jacob, Kim “Froggie” Proch, Pam Mott, Josie Sabelsky, Penny Orban, Sherry Misiak, Mary Behr; and Anne Waldowski should have never been handling in the first place, and the heavier Class 6 chassis that a Type C Conventional and a Type D Transit-style School Bus are on; are also trucks that Kim “Froggie” Proch, Pam Mott, Anita Jacob, Josie Sabelsky, Penny Orban, Sherry Misiak, Mary Behr; and Anne Waldowski should have never been handling in the first place.

Last, Carolyn Armbruster has never been the right type of person to own a Suburban, a Jeep, or a Land Rover; and the right to own a Suburban, a Jeep, or a Land Rover should be taken away from Carolyn Armbruster.

For more information regarding the delegation from the Warren Consolidated Schools school district traveling aboard one of Disney’s Cruises, please see this earlier post:

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