Motorcycle Racer and Stuntman Ryan Deegan should not only be barred from having long hair, a Buzzcut haircut; but Ryan Deegan also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight. Ryan Deegan also needs to comprehend that the more sedate automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ryan Deegan should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; have his tattoos removed, and Ryan Deegan should also be barred from dressing to the nines.