NHL player Brock Boeser should not only be barred from having long hair, but Brock Boeser also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Brock Boeser also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Brock Boeser should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Brock Boeser should also be barred from dressing to the nines.