Actor Josh Stamberg needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight. Josh Stamberg also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Josh Stamberg should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Josh Stamberg should also be barred from dressing to the nines.