Hockey player Derek Roy should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Derek Roy also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Derek Roy also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Derek Roy should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Derek Roy should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Actor Aidan Kahn should not only be barred from having long hair and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Aidan Kahn also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Aidan Kahn also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Aidan Kahn should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Aidan Kahn should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

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These three boys who own another blog and are involved in icky, yucky sports should not only be barred from having Buzzcut haircuts; but these three boys also need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

These three boys also need to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, these three boys should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Junior Hockey Player Ethan Middendorf should not only should be barred from having long hair and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Ethan Middendorf also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Ethan Middendorf also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ethan Middendorf should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Ethan Middendorf should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

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MLB Player Doug Fister needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Doug Fister also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Doug Fister should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Doug Fister should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

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NBA player Ron Baker not only be barred from having long hair, but Ron Baker also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Ron Baker also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ron Baker should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Ron Baker should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

NHL Player Patrick Sharp should not only be barred from having long, curtained hairstyle; and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Patrick Sharp also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Patrick Sharp also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Patrick Sharp should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Patrick Sharp should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

NHL Player Scott Hartnell should not only be barred from having long hair, but Scott Hartnell also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Scott Hartnell also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Scott Hartnell should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Scott Hartnell should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Certain staff members of the Argentinian Mediumwave Station titled Radio Mitre should be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut with product in their hair, or a ridiculous Undercut haircut.

These male figures employed by the Argentinian Mediumwave Station titled Radio Mitre also need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

NHL Player Bryan Bickell should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Bryan Bickell also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Bryan Bickell also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Bryan Bickell should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Bryan Bickell should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

NHL Player And Manager Martin Brodeur needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Martin Brodeur also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Martin Brodeur should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Martin Brodeur should also be barred from dressing to the nines.

Basketball Player Garrison Mathews needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Garrison Mathews also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Garrison Mathews should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Garrison Mathews should also be barred from dressing to the nines.