NHL Player Patrick Sharp should not only be barred from having long, curtained hairstyle; and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Patrick Sharp also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Patrick Sharp also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Patrick Sharp should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Patrick Sharp should also be barred from dressing to the nines.