NHL Player Bryan Bickell should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Bryan Bickell also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Bryan Bickell also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Bryan Bickell should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Bryan Bickell should also be barred from dressing to the nines.