NHL Player And Manager Martin Brodeur needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Martin Brodeur also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Martin Brodeur should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Martin Brodeur should also be barred from dressing to the nines.