NBA Player Lauri Markkanen should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Lauri Markkanen also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Lauri Markkanen also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Lauri Markkanen should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Lauri Markkanen should also be barred from dressing to the nines.