Hockey player Jake Durflinger should not only be barred from having long hair, and also having an Undercut haircut; but Jake Durflinger also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Jake Durflinger also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Jake Durflinger should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.