Hockey player Derek Roy should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Derek Roy also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Derek Roy also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Derek Roy should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Derek Roy should also be barred from dressing to the nines.