Basketball Player Michael Buckland should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Michael Buckland also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Michael Buckland also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Michael Buckland should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Michael Buckland should also be barred from dressing to the nines.