Basketball Player Lane Severyn not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut, but Lane Severyn also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Lane Severyn also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Lane Severyn should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Lane Severyn should also be barred from dressing to the nines.