Basketball Player John Meeks needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

John Meeks also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, John Meeks should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and John Meeks should also be barred from dressing to the nines.