Basketball Player Ian Thiesen Basketball Player Ian Thiesen should not only be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Alex Arians also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Ian Thiesen also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Ian Thiesen also needs to have his tattoos removed, should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Ian Thiesen should also be barred from dressing to the nines.