Basketball Player Alex Arians should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Alex Arians also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Alex Arians also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Alex Arians should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Alex Arians should also be barred from dressing to the nines.