Hockey player Connor Stuart not only should be barred from having long hair and a ridiculous Undercut haircut, but Connor Stuart also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Connor Stuart also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Connor Stuart should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.