NHL player Steve Begin needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, Steve Begin should be barred from shaving his head with a razor; should not be allowed to ever wear a razor shaved head at all, and also; someone should closely examine Steve Begin head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair will someday grow back.

Last, Steve Begin should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.