Not only does Swedish Golfer Alex Noren need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Alex Noren should also be barred from having a Buzzcut or a Razor Shaved Head, and Alex Noren also needs to comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio, the engineering portion of commercial radio and television; and the automotive world as a whole are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Furthermore, Alex Noren should be barred from dressing to the nines.