Modern ABC News reporter Matt Gutman not only needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Matt Gutman also needs to comprehend that the engineering portion of commercial radio and television, amateur/ham radio; and the automotive world as a whole are all more important than the world of sports and fitness (including the icky, yucky sport of American Football).

Also, Matt Guttman needs to comprehend that Roone Arledge’s tenure as the President of ABC News is a more important chapter in the history of ABC’s News Department is more important than the present time and the more recent past chapters of ABC’s News Department.